12 Monkeys: ****1/2; fascinating sci-fi/adventure/suspense movie starring BruceBack to Main Movie Page Back Home
The Arrival: ***; the story of a scientist (Charlie Sheen)
who monitors the
nighttime sky for radio signals. When he discovers what
he thinks is a sign of
extra-terrestrial life, he's dismissed from his job.
Certain that a cover-up is
going on, he investigates...and discovers that extra-terrestrial
life is not
only sending signals...it's already here! This movie
was generally panned, but
I thought it was a good sci-fi adventure story, with
decent special effects.
The Astronaut's Wife - ***1/2 - Two astronauts (one of whom is Johnny Depp) lose contact with Mission Control for 2 minutes while in orbit, and they're never quite the same once they return to earth. Depp's wife (Charleze Theron) can't quite put her finger on what's wrong. But, whenever she's near him, she hears something like radio static, and has strange, disorienting sensations. A strange (what else do you expect from Johnny Depp?) creepy thriller.
Blade Runner: *****; THE defining movie that kicked off
the "cyberpunk"
movement in today's movies and literature. Harrison Ford
is a Blade Runner, a
special type of cop who hunts run-away replicants (androids).
The dark, gothic
mood is incredibly well done. Rutger Hauer is compelling
as the leader of the
run-away replicants. If you enjoyed the original, and
think you don't need to
rent the Director's Cut, think again. Removing the hokey
narration by Harrison
Ford (which neither he nor the director wanted, but the
producers insisted
on) vastly improves the visual appreciation of the movie.
The inclusion of some
key footage also makes the ending more of a twist, and
less of a neat and tidy
Hollywood happy ending.
The Cell - ****1/2 - Make sure to leave preconceptions of the importance of a plot behind: the critics who slammed this movie were probably looking for Shakespeare in the round. Jennifer Lopez plays a psychologist who uses super technology to enter the minds of comatose patients in order to treat them. Her aptitude for this makes her the ideal candidate to enter the mind of a captured serial killer who has hidden his last victim in a trap that is set to kill her in a short time if she can't be found. Unfortunately, he's in a coma, so he can't tell where his victim is. Lopez now has to cope with all manner of nightmarish creations that populate the mind of this psychopath. Experiencing that is what makes the movie. Just accept the rather thin plot, and enjoy it.
Circuitry Man: ***1/2; (review to be provided as time permits)
Contact: *****; Maybe my review is a bit biased, because
I've always been a big
Carl Sagan fan. Sagan's program "Cosmos" was largely
responsible for my having
an interest in not only what had been discovered in space,
but what could be
out there, yet to be discovered. Sagan's tremendous knowledge
on the
SETI(Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence) program
was put to work in this
movie based on his book. Scientific research is not a
glamorous thing, and
Sagan doesn't dramatize or gloss over the heartaches
of trying to get funding
for a project that doesn't have immediate results that
can be sold for a
profit. Jodie Foster proves the perfect person for the
lead role of the
passionate researcher. Matthew McConaughey is more than
simply her romantic
opposite in the movie: the very brief romantic interludes
don't detract from
the main story line. Rather, McConaughey, as the author
of a book about the
loss of religious faith in today's Age of Reason, tries
to reconcile what place
God has in the face of the discovery of extra-terrestrial
life. Foster, an
avowed atheist who relies on scientific proof in life,
encounters a wide
arrayof problems when she discovers signals emanating
from a nearby star. The
military, religious groups, and big business all have
a stake in what's going
on, creating a circus atmosphere that would certainly
occur if such a discovery
were actually made. The amazing use of actual clips of
President Clinton added
an even greater sense of realism (as opposed to having
a "President Jones", who
was actually someone like Gene Hackman). The special
effects are eye-popping,
but they are reserved for the last half hour of the movie.
This is not a movie
that relies of special effects to make it interesting:
the story, the acting,
and the cinematography (some of the best camera work
I've seen in a long
time)make "Contact" engrossing, powerful, and thought-provoking.
It's a shame
Sagan- who died in December - can't see that his legacy
will be one of the
finest science fiction films ever made.
The Craft: ****; surprisingly good story about a coven
of high school witches
who extract vengeance on their tormentors. This sounds
like typical "teenage
exploitation" fare, but it's a definite cut above that.
As one reviewer aptly
put it, this movie is "a cross between 'Carrie' and 'Clueless'."
Dragonheart: **1/2; (review to be provided as time permits)
Edward Scissorhands: ****; (review to be provided as time permits)
Event Horizon: see review under "HORROR"
The Fifth Element: ***1/2; (review to be provided as time permits)
Hardware: **; (review to be provided as time permits)
Highlander: ****; a cult film about a man who was born
centuries ago, and can
only be killed if he's decapitated. The story covers
his journey through the
ages until modern times, and his encounters with other
immortals who were
blessed (cursed?) with immortality. If you enjoy action-oriented,
sword-swinging fantasy, this is the movie for you. However,
I've been surprised
to see mediocre reviews of this movie. Then again, what
do I know?
Highlander II (the Quickening): *; the movie starts promising
enough, but
degenerates into a chaotic mess. I'm not sure if it's
true that Sean Connery
(who was also in the original) disavows all knowledge
of this movie, but he
should. There are numerous occasions when you will find
yourself saying "huh?"
at the lapses in logic. This is apparently corrected
in the Director's Cut,
which restores about 15 minutes of footage, but I haven't
been brave enough to
see it yet.
Jumanji: ***1/2; (review to be provided as time permits)
Ladyhawk: ****; (review to be provided as time permits)
Lawnmower Man: ***1/2; (review to be provided as time permits)
Mars Attacks: ***1/2; Tim Burton's campy, 50s-style alien
invasion flick
featuring an incredible number of stars...and don't think
for a moment that the
stars don't get victimized by the hilariously cruel invaders
just because
they're stars.
The Matrix - ****1/2 - Is the world really what it appears to be? Keanu Reeves - in a surprisingly effective role as a computer hacker - has discovered a vast conspiracy that's far darker than he can possibly imagine. Mind-blowing special effects and taut storytelling have made this my new favorite sci-fi movie.
Maximum Overdrive: 0; a horrid attempt to adapt a Stephen
King short story
about machines that come to life and go on a killing
rampage. A mess.
Men In Black: ****1/2; One review very accurately characterized
this as the
most original movie since "Ghostbusters." Will Smith
is likable and funny as
ever as a new recruit to an agency that keeps the Earth
safe from
extra-terrestrials, while keeping the citizens blissfully
unaware of what's
going on. Tommy Lee Jones, as the no-nonsense seasoned
veteran, is the prefect
foil for Smith. Much is done to make the concept of the
super-secret MiB (Men
in Black) agency plausible, such as using references
to real-life events. The
blend of comedy and thrills keeps the movie exciting
from start to finish.
Mission to Mars - *** - beautiful from a visual standpoint, and near and dear to any sci fi fan's heart from a technical standpoint, but downright silly in its hokiness at times (especially the musical score).
Phenomenon: ***; (review to be provided as time permits)
The Phantom: ***1/2; a highly underrated adaptation of
the comic book of the
same name, "The Phantom" is no Indiana Jones, but he's
cut from the same cloth.
Lots of action and adventure, with the 1950s serial style
that made Indiana
Jones famous.
Photographing Fairies - **** - No, this isn't a movie
about the gay porn
industry. A photographer in early 20th century England
has a great
tragedy, and as a result devotes his life to becoming
an expert at
debunking photographs of so-called real phenomenon (like
the Loch Ness
Monster). That lasts until he finds an image in a photograph
that he
can't explain: that of a small but distinct "fairy".
Don't spend the
first 5 minutes getting the popcorn ready like you usually
do: you'll
miss a VERY important scene (the tragedy that changes
his life).
Powder: ***; (review to be provided as time permits)
The Rocketeer: ****; (review to be provided as time permits)
Screamers: ***1/2; Inventive, offbeat science fiction
tale of a war on adistant
planet between Earth corporations and rebellious miners,
who refuse tomine a
dangerous but valuable ore. The miners, with a major
resourcedisadvantage,
develop a robot called a "screamer," which is basically
ahuman-seeking
cuisinart. When a human without proper identification
isdetected, these little
beasties burrow through the ground toward the target
andmake short work of the
victim. The problem is, the screamers have started toreproduce
on their own,
threatening the miners who built them. Some of the newscreamers
are what you
would least expect. This story has the depth of a realscience
fiction novel, as
opposed to taking a bunch of flashy special effects,then
adding the plot later
as an afterthought. But the level of suspense, witha
screamer likely to appear
at any moment, is terrific.
Star Trek: First Contact: ****; (review to be provided as time permits)
Supernova - ***1/2 - an interstellar EMS service responds to a call that it wishes it hadn't. Nice dark sci fi, but not something a non-sci fi fan would be able to appreciate.
Toy Story: ***1/2; (review to be provided as time permits)
Waterworld: ***; (review to be provided as time permits)
What Planet Are You From? - ****1/2 - Gary Shandling plays
an alien who is sent to earth to learn our customs in preparation for an
invasion. Part of his task is to meet an earth woman (who ends up being
Annette Benning, in a very effective comedy role) and to have her conceive
a child. Along the way, Shandling is mystified in trying to understand
earth women (welcome to the club, brother!) but he also finds himself regretting
what he's there to do. Especially hysterical for married couples.